Anonymous asked:

Biggest bedroom fantasy?

love2bfit:

Getting 10 hours of sleep.

fairycosmos:

already october. that’d freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven’t

seamusheaneypdf:

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

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gehinnom:

I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.

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hoveringwatcher:

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margesimpsonannoyedgrunt:

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score

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Anonymous asked:

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

talldarkandautistic-deactivated:

evergreen-femme:

aliceavizandum:

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

new worksona brainwashing mantra just dropped

Anonymous asked:

...are you ok

anna-scribbles:

cant a girl be visibly distressed in peace

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

oh you didn’t like the dashboard changes? well here’s a fucking scary clown. how do you like it now, asshole? I bet yesterday’s dash seems like the land of milk and honey.

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Anonymous asked:

Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

that-twink-over-there:

goldenboldy:

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